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HARD-ONS MERCHANDISE

SANTA IS BUSY DESIGN

The Hard-ons homage to the great Australian vacation. A hundreds-and-thousands nation of differing tribes celebrating the Queen's birthday by not going to work, and s Santa celebrating the birth of the son of God, and not going to work. And not complaining one bit.. Strictly Limited Run of 50! First in first served.

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Santa Is Busy
Backprint: None
Sizes: LM, S, M, L, XL, 2XL (last one)
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
Ladies M: 43cm wide x 67cm high
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
   


Hard-Ons - Santa Is Busy Short Sleeve Shirt

ROY ORBISON / DR OCTOPUS DESIGN


This Hard-Ons t-shirt pays tribute to a huge hero and influence, Roy Orbison AKA Doctor Octopus. The shirt will be hand-printed using five separate screens for the highest image definition possible. Strictly Limited Run!

Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Roy Orbison/Doctor Octopus
Backprint: None
Sizes: S, M (last one), L, XL, 2XL (last one)
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
   

Hard-Ons - Orbison/Dr Octopus Short Sleeve Shirt


CLASSIC KKK DESIGN


This is a reprint of an infamous and highly sought after design from 1986. If the Dead Kennedys had the song Nazi Punks Fuck Off, then the Hard-ons had this stunning graphic. A satirical and brutal look at the hypocrisy of white power in the punk scene.


Shirt: Charcoal Grey (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: KKK
Backprint: None
Sizes In Stock: M (Ladies) and 2XL only
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
Ladies M: 43cm wide x 67cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
 
Hard-Ons - KKK Design Grey Short Sleeve Shirt


Shirt: Charcoal Grey Long Sleeve (Gildan)
Design: KKK
Backprint: None
Sizes In Stock: M (last one)
Price: $ 40.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
 
Hard-Ons - KKK Design Long Sleeve Grey Shirt


Hoodie: Grey (Gildan)
Design: KKK
Backprint: None
Sizes In Stock: 2XL only
Price: $ 50.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
2XL: 71cm wide x 79cm high
 
Hard-Ons - KKK Design Grey Hoodie




COVID-19 REAPER DESIGN



Hard-ons present the Covid-19 Grim Reaper endlessly riding around on a carousel, not taking things too seriously. There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow because there is no end to the rainbow. These shirts were sold at the recent socially distanced show at the Crowbar in Sydney.


Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Covid-19 Reaper
Backprint: None
Sizes In Stock: 2XL, 3XL
Price: $ 30.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high
 
Hard-Ons - Covid Design T-Shirt


Hoodie: Black (Gildan)
Design: Covid-19 Reaper
Backprint: None
Sizes In Stock: XL (last one), 2XL
Price: $ 50.00   =>
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
XL: 66cm wide x 76cm high
2XL: 71cm wide x 79cm high
 
Hard-Ons - Covid Design T-Shirt
HARD-ONS CDS

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Hard-Ons - Various CD Covers
HARD-ONS VINYL

SPECIAL VINYL TREATS - REALLY LIMITED NUMBERS!


 

PETER BLACK/RAY AHN (SPLIT SINGLE)‎ – “Spacesuit's In The Wash / Hind Leg Stomp”
Originally released in 2013. Limited to 300 on clear vinyl. Side 1 is Peter “Blackie” Black in achingly beautiful acoustic mode. Side 2 is Ray Ahn’s improvised psych-rock instrumental project. The band found a handful in storage. Obscure yet highly sought-after collectible Hard-ons release.


 

SO I COULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED USA IMPORT PINK VINYL (only one left)
Only 100 printed, to be sold only through mail-order and at the Hard-ons’ shows. RARE!! There's only two!!!


 

SO I COULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED USA IMPORT ORANGE VINYL
Only 150 printed for the USA indie stores. RARE!! There's only three!!!
Hard-Ons - Various Vinyl Covers


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