HARD-ONS / NUNCHUKKA SUPERFLY / PETER BLACK MERCHANDISE & MUSIC
MIKE FOXALL GRANNY: T-SHIRT
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T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: MIKE FOXALL GRANNY
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M, XL
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
Hard-Ons' granny as imagined by esteemed and legendary comic artist Mike Foxall (he of Neptune Power Federation, Sick Fizz and Nancy Vandal), taking on an Iron Maiden parody as well!
GRANNY: T-SHIRT
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T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Design: GRANNY
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, XL, 2XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
Hard-Ons' granny tour left-overs from a while back. Limited in number and sizes.
100 copies only made. Cost - $45.00
YUMMY is perhaps the most commercially successful Hard-Ons album - until I'M SORRY SIR, THAT RIFF'S BEEN TAKEN in 2021 blew it out of the water of course.
Gone were the lyrics designed to offend, gone were the cryptic and controversial visual imagery. Coming to the fore were the diamond-hard melodies of the gold medal variety.
The Hard-Ons should have been huge. But they were called the Hard-Ons. Australia was not ready for a multi-racial power-pop juggernaut. It may be now. Thirty-two years later.
Gone were the lyrics designed to offend, gone were the cryptic and controversial visual imagery. Coming to the fore were the diamond-hard melodies of the gold medal variety.
The Hard-Ons should have been huge. But they were called the Hard-Ons. Australia was not ready for a multi-racial power-pop juggernaut. It may be now. Thirty-two years later.
VERY EXCITING SKULL: T-SHIRT
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T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: VERY EXCITING SKULL
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
Reproduction of 2003 Scandinavian promotional t-shirt for the much-loved Very Exciting album
BEN BROWN GRANNY: BLACK T-SHIRT
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T-Shirt: BLACK (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: BEN BROWN GRANNY
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
The fabled Sydney artist and a close friend of the band for almost 40 years Ben Brown (AKA Skeleton-Lord) had come up with this interpretation of the Hard-Ons' Granny, back in 2018. Initially printed as Japanese tour shirt design, it is now reprinted due to fan demand.
BEN BROWN GRANNY: WHITE T-SHIRT
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T-Shirt: WHITE (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: BEN BROWN GRANNY
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
The fabled Sydney artist and a close friend of the band for almost 40 years Ben Brown (AKA Skeleton-Lord) had come up with this interpretation of the Hard-Ons' Granny, back in 2018. Initially printed as Japanese tour shirt design, it is now reprinted due to fan demand.
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton/Softstyle)
Design: HELL IS OTHER BANDS
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
Reprint of Hard-Ons' 2009 design. A tribute to Sartre, Buck Dharma and the concept of free will.
Hoodie: Black (Gildan - Pullover Style)
Design: HELL IS OTHER BANDS
Print: pullover - front print
Price: $60.00
Sizes: M, L, XL
| M: | 56cm wide x 71cm high |
| L: | 61cm wide x 74cm high |
| XL: | 66cm wide x 76cm high |
Reprint of Hard-Ons' 2009 design. A tribute to Sartre, Buck Dharma and the concept of free will.
TO MEGA ROGERIAN: T-SHIRT
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Design: TO MEGA ROGERIAN
T-Shirt Colour: White
Style: (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy/Premium Cotton)
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
This design is a tribute to Carl Rogers the founder of humanistic psychology, Tim Rogers, the dynamic new vocalist of the Hard-Ons and Swiss avant-garde metal legends Celtic Frost.
Design: TO MEGA ROGERIAN
T-Shirt Colour: Charcoal Grey
Style: (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
This design is a tribute to Carl Rogers the founder of humanistic psychology, Tim Rogers, the dynamic new vocalist of the Hard-Ons and Swiss avant-garde metal legends Celtic Frost.
T-Shirt: White (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
Clandestine Sausage is actually HARD-ONS under an alias. Clandestine Sausage played 2 historic gigs - their first ever with lead singer Tim Rogers. This is the design the fans at those shows came to know.
T-Shirt: College Grey (Gildan - Softstyle)
Design: CLANDESTINE SAUSAGE
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
Clandestine Sausage is actually HARD-ONS under an alias. Clandestine Sausage played 2 historic gigs - their first ever with lead singer Tim Rogers. This is the design the fans at those shows came to know.
T-Shirt: White (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: LITE AS A FEATHER
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
A loving, irony-free (for a change) tribute to a titan of the musical world - Agnetha from ABBA
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: LITE AS A FEATHER
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
A loving, irony-free (for a change) tribute to a titan of the musical world - Agnetha from ABBA
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: FUCK HILL SONG
Price: $35.00
Sizes: 3XL
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
The Hill Song church is to human spirituality what Goofy is to Satanism.
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Design: THE DRUMMER
Price: $35.00
Sizes: 3XL - One Only Left
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
This design started as a joke amongst the band members. Once made public, the demand for this design became overwhelming. So here it is.
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: BERT SABBATH
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M, 2XL, 3XL
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
Hard-Ons’ love for absurdist humour, heavy Metal and puppets coming into sharp focus on one legendary design. Originally released in 2012. Being reprinted because so many are asking.
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: WAR DUCK
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
A loving tribute to Motorhead, a huge influence on modern heavy music, including the Hard-ons.
T-Shirt: College Grey (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Design: BAND IMAGE 2021
Price: $35.00
Sizes: 3XL
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
The re-imagining of the sleeve to I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken album.
The Hard-ons granny as imagined by notorious Sydney artist and friend, Glenn Smith. Strictly limited run.
Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Octogran
Price: $30.00
Sizes: M
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
Vinyl Sticker: Black with yellow print
Design: Fuck Hill Song
Price: $10.00
Design: Fuck Hill Song
Price: $10.00
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HARD-ONS VINYL
May 2021. Ray, Blackie and Murray enter Parliament Studio in Leichhardt Sydney. Friend of well over 30 years Tim Rogers (You Am I) joins them as vocalist. The uber-talented Tim, being a long-term and devout fan of the band, understands the intrinsic DNA of the band and his transition into the band’s fold turns out to be perfect and seamless.
The resulting 12 track album I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken is a heady blend of muscular power-pop and driving punk. Blackie, as usual, has come up with a stunning and concise set of tunes. The other members (including Tim) have all made contributions towards the compositions.The album is brilliantly mixed by Lachlan Mitchell and mastered by the virtuosic William Bowden.
Only black vinyl is available!
The resulting 12 track album I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken is a heady blend of muscular power-pop and driving punk. Blackie, as usual, has come up with a stunning and concise set of tunes. The other members (including Tim) have all made contributions towards the compositions.The album is brilliantly mixed by Lachlan Mitchell and mastered by the virtuosic William Bowden.
Only black vinyl is available!
SO I COULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED - AUSTRALIAN REPRESS!
BOTH MY PARENTS LOVE ME - 7" SINGLE
HARDER AND HARDER - 7" SINGLE
NUNCHUKKA VINYL
Nunchukka Superfly's 6th studio album "Aussie Exorcism" comes beautifully presented on double vinyl LP. There are six panels of sleeve art, and just under 80 minutes of music.
Spanning psych, prog, art-punk, avant-pop and classic rock, Blackie and Ray from the Hard-Ons have delivered a stunning and epic testimony to their fearless musical outlook.
Spanning psych, prog, art-punk, avant-pop and classic rock, Blackie and Ray from the Hard-Ons have delivered a stunning and epic testimony to their fearless musical outlook.
PETER BLACK SOLO
Not happy with one new release Hard-Ons' Peter Black has released two new solo albums! The acoustic If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt paired with the electric I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can, explore places where "pop" can go in all its many wonderful forms.
Again recorded at Pet Food Factory Studios with Jason Whalley and mixed by Lachlan Mitchell, guests include Ray Ahn - Hard Ons / Nunchukka Superfly, Heather Shannon - Jezebels and Lauren Friedman - Power Neptune Federation.
Beautifully produced pop.. and pop with a capital P too. I don't know why anyone should be surprised because everything Blackie has done is quality - from the Hard-Ons up till now. But the addition of acoustic and harmony has taken Blackie into classic rock territory.. and if that means joining the likes of Brian Wilson and The Byrds why ever not. I'm sure there's still some thrashy punk left in the guy but for now this is absolutely bloomin' marvellous!
Captain Sensible (The Damned, Sensible Gray Cells)
These two fantastic albums are simply bursting with ideas and, both lyrically and musically, there are surprises at every turn. Peter Black has outdone himself. As a songwriter, he has never written better songs than these, and as a performer/producer he has never sounded better than this. The albums feel like musical conversations and listeners will be constantly amazed at where that conversation takes them. Fascinating, entertaining and bloody brilliant!
Dave Faulkner (The Victims, Hoodoo Gurus)
I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can
I'M GONNA CHEAT AS MUCH AS I CAN - LP and CD
IF THIS IS THE HAND THAT I'M DEALT - LP and CD
If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt
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Both Australian and UK CDs of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken are available. The Australian release comes housed in a digipak and is the same front cover as the LP. The UK release (Boss Tuneage) comes in a jewel case and has a different coloured cover.
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die (Cool Bananas) and Most People Are Nicer Than Us (Boss Tuneage) are pressings that have been gathering dust in a cupboard. There aren't that many left.
The So I Could Have Them Destroyed CD is the UK release of the album and comes in a jewel case.
THESE CDS ARE ONLY DISCOUNTED IF YOU BUY ONE OR MORE T-SHIRTS FROM THIS PAGE!
