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*** MERCH PRESALES - READ THIS ***
It's pretty simple. We take orders for seven days. If you place and pay for an order you are guaranteed of getting the size and design you want. It then takes at least a fortnight to make and dispatch the shirts. So if you pay immediately there is a wait until we can send out your order. If you don't pay we will remind you. If we don't hear from you we simply cancel your order. We must point out that hoodies and long sleeve shirts are made to order. If you don't pay by the cut off date the item won't be made.
HOOKED ON ROCK 'N' ROLL DESIGN: T-SHIRT

Presale Item - Expected to ship Monday 11th March.


Design: HOOKED ON ROCK 'N' ROLL
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Backprint: None
Price: $40.00
Mens Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   
   

Hard Ons - Hooked On Rock 'n' Roll T-shirt Design
An irony-free (for a change) tribute to the world of Rock 'N' Roll, drawn by bass player Ray and colourised by long-time Hard-Ons' friend Glenn Smith

JASON WHALLEY IS MY LANDLORD DESIGN: T-SHIRT


Design: JASON WHALLEY IS MY LANDLORD
T-Shirt: Sports Grey (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Backprint: None
Price: $40.00
Mens Sizes: S, M, L, XL
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high

   

Hard Ons - Jason Whalley Is My Landlord T-shirt Design
A few years ago, Sydney band Frenzal Rhomb produced a t-shirt design titled "Ray Ahn is my spirit animal". This design is the Hard-Ons' reply. It is an in-joke arising from the fact that the two bands share a common rehearsal space with Jason Whalley, Frenzal Rhomb lead-singer being responsible for collecting rent. A few were printed and sold at "Grazzafest" on January 26th 2024. The leftovers from that show are available here in very strict quantities.

ATHEIST'S GUIDE TO CHRISTMAS: T-SHIRT

Limited number of tour leftovers


Design: ATHEIST'S GUIDE TO CHRISTMAS
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Backprint: None
Price: $40.00
Mens Sizes: M, L, XL
Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
M: 51cm wide x 74cm high
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high

   

Hard Ons - Atheist's Guide T-shirt Design
"GET IN EARLY FOR THE PERFECT 2024 X-MAS GIFT"

GLENN SMITH - MISERABLE SKULL: T-SHIRT


Design: MISERABLE SKULL
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton or Softstyle)
Backprint: None
Price: $40.00
Mens Sizes: L, 2XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
L: 56cm wide x 77cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high

   
   

Hard Ons - Miserable Skull T-shirt Design
Part 2 of a current Hard Ons skull trilogy that started with the Ben Brown skull design. MISERABLE SKULL is another absolutely stunning Glenn Smith design.

JAPAN 2016: T-SHIRT


Design: JAPAN 2016
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Heavy Cotton or Softstyle)
Backprint: None
Price: $40.00
Mens Sizes: XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

Hard Ons - Japan 2016 T-shirt Design
The 2016 Hard Ons tour of Japan was canceled due to medical reasons. This is the tour shirt from that ill-fated tour. It depicts the Hard Ons' Spider of Death.

FOXALL GRANNY: T-SHIRT



T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: MIKE FOXALL GRANNY
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
XL: 61cm wide x 79cm high
2XL: 66cm wide x 83cm high
3XL: 71cm wide x 85cm high

   

   

Hard Ons - FOXALL GRANNY T-SHIRT
Hard Ons' granny as imagined by esteemed and legendary comic artist Mike Foxall (he of Neptune Power Federation, Sick Fizz and Nancy Vandal), taking on an Iron Maiden parody as well!

BEN BROWN GRANNY: BLACK T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: BLACK (Gildan - Heavy Cotton)
Design: BEN BROWN GRANNY
Price: $35.00
Sizes: Small only - LAST ONE LEFT

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high

   
Hard Ons - BEN BROWN GRANNY T-SHIRT DESIGN
The fabled Sydney artist and a close friend of the band for almost 40 years Ben Brown (AKA Skeleton-Lord) had come up with this interpretation of the Hard Ons' Granny, back in 2018. Initially printed as Japanese tour shirt design, it is now reprinted due to fan demand.

LITE AS A FEATHER: T-SHIRT


T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle)
Design: LITE AS A FEATHER
Price: $35.00
Sizes: Small Only - LAST ONE LEFT

Sizes from Gildan's Australian website
S: 46cm wide x 71cm high

   

Hard Ons - LITE AS A FEATHER T-SHIRT DESIGN
A loving, irony-free (for a change) tribute to a titan of the musical world - Agnetha from ABBA

HARD-ONS VINYL AND CDS

MISERABLE B/W FUCK OFF CUNT FEATURES 2
YeLLOW COLOURED 7" VINYL
60 copies available. Cost - $18.00 - Ships Friday 15th Dec
Two unreleased tracks from the highly successful RIPPER '23 album session.

MISERABLE is a dramatic powerpop song that the Who would have been proud of at their wind-milling peak. FUCK OFF CUNT FEATURES 2 is a re-working of an old raging thrasher with the lyrics transcribed into medieval vernacular by Tim Rogers who boasts tertiary English study history.

This is an incredible document of the Hard-Ons at their peak.



   

Hard Ons - MISERABLE 7


THE HARD-ONS - RIPPER '23
GREEN SMOKE COLOURED VINYL
90 copies available. Cost - $50.00
The legendary Hard Ons have new crossed the Rubicon and are evolving at breakneck pace into a world of better songs and better execution.

To say that the band has been rejuvenated would be underselling their undeniable status as one of the best bands of all-time from the Australian underground.

There are 90 units of GREEN SMOKE vinyl of RIPPER '23 only available here. Will not be re-printed. Do not miss out!

   

Hard Ons - RIPPER '23 Cover


THE HARD-ONS - YUMMY - PURPLE VINYL
Down to last 10 copies! Cost - $45.00
YUMMY is perhaps the most commercially successful Hard Ons album - until I'M SORRY SIR, THAT RIFF'S BEEN TAKEN in 2021 blew it out of the water of course.

Gone were the lyrics designed to offend, gone were the cryptic and controversial visual imagery. Coming to the fore were the diamond-hard melodies of the gold medal variety.

The Hard Ons should have been huge. But they were called the Hard Ons. Australia was not ready for a multi-racial power-pop juggernaut. It may be now. Thirty-two years later.

   
Hard Ons - YUMMY Cover


THE HARD-ONS - I'M SORRY SIR, THAT RIFF'S BEEN TAKEN

May 2021. Ray, Blackie and Murray enter Parliament Studio in Leichhardt Sydney. Friend of well over 30 years Tim Rogers (You Am I) joins them as vocalist. The uber-talented Tim, being a long-term and devout fan of the band, understands the intrinsic DNA of the band and his transition into the band’s fold turns out to be perfect and seamless.

The resulting 12 track album I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken is a heady blend of muscular power-pop and driving punk. Blackie, as usual, has come up with a stunning and concise set of tunes. The other members (including Tim) have all made contributions towards the compositions.The album is brilliantly mixed by Lachlan Mitchell and mastered by the virtuosic William Bowden.

Only black vinyl is available!

   

Hard Ons - I'm Sorry Sir Cover




BOTH MY PARENTS LOVE ME - 7" SINGLE

Another one-off vinyl(300 copies only) release available only via mailorder. This single contains two out-takes from the So I Could Have Them Destroyed album.


 



Hard Ons - Both My Parents Love Me Cover

FUCK HILL SONG: STICKER

Vinyl Sticker: Black with yellow print
Design: Fuck Hill Song
Price: $10.00



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FUCK HILL SONG - STICKER

NUNCHUKKA VINYL

NUNCHUKKA SUPERFLY - AUSSIE EXORCISM

Nunchukka Superfly's 6th studio album "Aussie Exorcism" comes beautifully presented on double vinyl LP. There are six panels of sleeve art, and just under 80 minutes of music.

Spanning psych, prog, art-punk, avant-pop and classic rock, Blackie and Ray from the Hard Ons have delivered a stunning and epic testimony to their fearless musical outlook.


   

Nunchukka Superfly - Aussie Exorcism Cover

PETER BLACK SOLO

Not happy with one new release Hard Ons' Peter Black has released two new solo albums! The acoustic If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt paired with the electric I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can, explore places where "pop" can go in all its many wonderful forms.

Again recorded at Pet Food Factory Studios with Jason Whalley and mixed by Lachlan Mitchell, guests include Ray Ahn - Hard Ons / Nunchukka Superfly, Heather Shannon - Jezebels and Lauren Friedman - Power Neptune Federation.

Beautifully produced pop.. and pop with a capital P too. I don't know why anyone should be surprised because everything Blackie has done is quality - from the Hard Ons up till now. But the addition of acoustic and harmony has taken Blackie into classic rock territory.. and if that means joining the likes of Brian Wilson and The Byrds why ever not. I'm sure there's still some thrashy punk left in the guy but for now this is absolutely bloomin' marvellous!
Captain Sensible (The Damned, Sensible Gray Cells)

These two fantastic albums are simply bursting with ideas and, both lyrically and musically, there are surprises at every turn. Peter Black has outdone himself. As a songwriter, he has never written better songs than these, and as a performer/producer he has never sounded better than this. The albums feel like musical conversations and listeners will be constantly amazed at where that conversation takes them. Fascinating, entertaining and bloody brilliant!
Dave Faulkner (The Victims, Hoodoo Gurus)


Peter Black - I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can Cover
I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can



I'M GONNA CHEAT AS MUCH AS I CAN - LP and CD

 

 


IF THIS IS THE HAND THAT I'M DEALT - LP and CD

 

 



Peter Black - If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt Cover
If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt

HARD-ONS COMPACT DISCS

 

 

 

 


Both Australian and UK CDs of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken are available. The Australian release comes housed in a digipak and is the same front cover as the LP. The UK release (Boss Tuneage) comes in a jewel case and has a different coloured cover.

Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die (Cool Bananas) and Most People Are Nicer Than Us (Boss Tuneage) are pressings that have been gathering dust in a cupboard. There aren't that many left.

The So I Could Have Them Destroyed CD is the UK release of the album and comes in a jewel case.

HARD-ONS DISCOUNTED!

THESE CDS ARE ONLY DISCOUNTED IF YOU BUY ONE OR MORE T-SHIRTS FROM THIS PAGE!

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Hard Ons - Various CD Covers