HARD-ONS / NUNCHUKKA SUPERFLY / PETER BLACK MERCHANDISE & MUSIC
*** MERCH PRESALES - READ THIS ***
It's pretty simple. We take orders for seven days. If you place and pay for an order you are guaranteed of getting the size and design you want. It then takes a fortnight to make and dispatch the shirts. So if you pay immediately there is a wait until we can send out your order. If you don't pay we will remind you. If we don't hear from you we simply cancel your order. We must point out that hoodies, long sleeve shirts and softstyle shirts are only made to order. If you don't pay by the cut off date the item won't be made. When the presale ends only only heavy cotton t-shirts will be available.
T-Shirt: Black (Gildan - Softstyle or Heavy Cotton)
Design: PRICK
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, GS, GM, GL, GXL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
| Ladies S: | 41cm wide x 64cm high |
| Ladies M: | 43cm wide x 67cm high |
| Ladies L: | 47cm wide x 69cm high |
| Ladies XL: | 50cm wide x 71cm high |
Softstyle shirts are a one off preorder item. If payment is not received before the cutoff time of Saturday 18th September the item doesn't get made!
Reprinted due to popular demand! The mayor of Media Watch makes a timely and welcome return onto the chests of Hard-Ons fans. You will need to click on the "see enlarged design" button to get a proper idea of this design.
Hoodie: Black (Gildan - Pullover or Zippered Style)
Design: PRICK
Print: pullover - front print / zippered - back print
Price: $60.00 / $65.00 respectively
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 51cm wide x 69cm high |
| M: | 56cm wide x 71cm high |
| L: | 61cm wide x 74cm high |
| XL: | 66cm wide x 76cm high |
| 2XL: | 71cm wide x 79cm high |
| 3XL: | 76cm wide x 81cm high |
Hoodies are a one off preorder item. If payment is not received before the cutoff time of Saturday 18th September the item doesn't get made!
Reprinted due to popular demand! The mayor of Media Watch makes a timely and welcome return onto the chests of Hard-Ons fans. You will need to click on the "see enlarged design" button to get a proper idea of this design.
Long Sleeved T-shirt: Black (Gildan Heavy Cotton)
Design: PRICK
Backprint: None
Price: $40.00
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 76cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 81cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 84cm high |
Long sleeved t-shirts are a one off preorder item. If payment is not received before the cutoff time of Saturday 18th September the item doesn't get made!
Reprinted due to popular demand! The mayor of Media Watch makes a timely and welcome return onto the chests of Hard-Ons fans. You will need to click on the "see enlarged design" button to get a proper idea of this design.
Shirt: Black (Gildan: Heavy Cotton and/or softstyle)
Design: Fuck Hill Song
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, L, XL, 2XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| Ladies M: | 43cm wide x 67cm high |
The Hill Song church is to human spirituality what Goofy is to Satanism. Being reprinted after we ran out on Tuesday night after the ABC news report.
Shirt: Black (Gildan: Heavy Cotton)
Design: Skull Song
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
SKULL is an unused design from 2001, when Ray swore to never draw a skull again. So this design never made it to production. Since then, however, he has drawn two more skulls.
Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Bert Sabbath
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
Hard-Ons’ love for absurdist humour, heavy Metal and puppets coming into sharp focus on one legendary design. Originally released in 2012.
Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Bat
Backprint: None
Price: $35.00
Sizes: S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
Pencilled by bass player and artist-in-residence Ray, and lino-cut by Glenn "Glenno" Smith. Five separate screens for stunning print result!
Hoodie: Black (Gildan Pullover Style)
Design: Bat
Backprint: None
Price: $60.00
Sizes: L, XL, 2XL
| L: | 61cm wide x 74cm high |
| XL: | 66cm wide x 76cm high |
| 2XL: | 71cm wide x 79cm high |
Pencilled by bass player and artist-in-residence Ray, and lino-cut by Glenn "Glenno" Smith. Five separate screens for stunning print result!
Beanie: Black
Design: Hard-Ons Logo
Price: $30.00
For the first time in history, a Hard-ons Beanie - with the classic logo. Due to overwhelming requests from fans.
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The Hard-ons granny as imagined by notorious Sydney artist and friend, Glenn Smith. Strictly limited run.
Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Octogran
Backprint: None
Price: $30.00
Sizes: S, M, L, 2XL, 3XL
| S: | 46cm wide x 71cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
| L: | 56cm wide x 77cm high |
| 2XL: | 66cm wide x 83cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
Limited Edition reprint of the Hard-Ons "Yummy" album launch tour shirt from 1990, showcasing the band's trademark absurdist humour
Shirt: White (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: Lennon
Backprint: None
Price: $ 30.00
Sizes: XL, 3XL
| XL: | 61cm wide x 79cm high |
| 3XL: | 71cm wide x 85cm high |
A loving tribute to Motorhead, a huge influence on modern heavy music, including the Hard-ons. Reprinted due to requests from fans.
Shirt: Black (Gildan Softstyle)
Design: War Duck
Backprint: None
Price: $ 30.00
Sizes: GM, M
| Ladies M: | 43cm wide x 67cm high |
| M: | 51cm wide x 74cm high |
NUNCHUKKA VINYL
Nunchukka Superfly's 6th studio album "Aussie Exorcism" comes beautifully presented on double vinyl LP. There are six panels of sleeve art, and just under 80 minutes of music.
Spanning psych, prog, art-punk, avant-pop and classic rock, Blackie and Ray from the Hard-Ons have delivered a stunning and epic testimony to their fearless musical outlook.
200 were printed. 2LP vinyl only. 150 are available through Citadel Mailorder. The remaining will be available only at their live shows.
Spanning psych, prog, art-punk, avant-pop and classic rock, Blackie and Ray from the Hard-Ons have delivered a stunning and epic testimony to their fearless musical outlook.
200 were printed. 2LP vinyl only. 150 are available through Citadel Mailorder. The remaining will be available only at their live shows.
PETER BLACK SOLO
Not happy with one new release Hard-Ons' Peter Black has released two new solo albums! The acoustic If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt paired with the electric I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can, explore places where "pop" can go in all its many wonderful forms.
Again recorded at Pet Food Factory Studios with Jason Whalley and mixed by Lachlan Mitchell, guests include Ray Ahn - Hard Ons / Nunchukka Superfly, Heather Shannon - Jezebels and Lauren Friedman - Power Neptune Federation.
Beautifully produced pop.. and pop with a capital P too. I don't know why anyone should be surprised because everything Blackie has done is quality - from the Hard-Ons up till now. But the addition of acoustic and harmony has taken Blackie into classic rock territory.. and if that means joining the likes of Brian Wilson and The Byrds why ever not. I'm sure there's still some thrashy punk left in the guy but for now this is absolutely bloomin' marvellous!
Captain Sensible (The Damned, Sensible Gray Cells)
These two fantastic albums are simply bursting with ideas and, both lyrically and musically, there are surprises at every turn. Peter Black has outdone himself. As a songwriter, he has never written better songs than these, and as a performer/producer he has never sounded better than this. The albums feel like musical conversations and listeners will be constantly amazed at where that conversation takes them. Fascinating, entertaining and bloody brilliant!
Dave Faulkner (The Victims, Hoodoo Gurus)
I'm Gonna Cheat As Much As I Can
I'M GONNA CHEAT AS MUCH AS I CAN - LP and CD
IF THIS IS THE HAND THAT I'M DEALT - LP and CD
If This Is The Hand That I'm Dealt
HARD-ONS VINYL
SO I COULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED - AUSTRALIAN REPRESS!
BOTH MY PARENTS LOVE ME - 7" SINGLE
THESE CDS ARE ONLY DISCOUNTED IF YOU BUY ONE OR MORE : T-SHIRTS FROM THIS PAGE!
